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I Especially Like The Two Positives Referring To Scotland, Whaddya Think?
Sent to me by a like minded football fan, not bust a gut funny, but a rueful smile:
Jokes that only work in Scotland
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> A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist & settles down in the chair. “Comfy?” asks the dentist.
> “Govan,” she replies.
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> What did the Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography? Oor Wullie.
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> A guy walks into an antiques shop & says: “How much for the set of antlers?”
> “Two hundred quid,” says the bloke behind the counter.
> “That’s affa deer,” says the guy.
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> Did you hear about the fella who liked eating bricks & cement? He’s awa’ noo.
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> After announcing he’s getting married, a boy tells his pal he’ll be wearing the kilt. “And what’s the tartan?” asks his mate. “Oh, she’ll be wearing a white dress,” he replies.
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> What do you call a pigeon that goes to Aviemore for its holidays? A skean dhu.
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> How many Spanish guys does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan.
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> Aman takes a pair of shoes back to the shop & complains that there is a lace missing.
> “No,” argues the assistant, “look at the label – it says Taiwan .”
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> What’s the difference between The Rolling Stones & an Aberdeen sheep farmer? The Rolling Stones say: “Hey you, get off of my cloud.” And an Aberdeen sheep farmer says: “Hey McLeod, get off of ma ewe.”
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> What do you call an illegitimate Scottish insect? A wee fly b*****d.
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> What about the Scotsman who lost his testicles in a motorcycle accident? The surgeon re-attached them with Bostik.
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> While being interviewed for a job as a bus driver, a guy is asked: “What would you do if you had a rowdy passenger?”
> “I’d put him off at the next stop,” he says.
> “Good. And what would you do if you couldn’t get the fare?”
> “I’d take the first two weeks in August,” he replies.
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> Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a negative – “Aye right.”
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> A Glasgow man – steaming & skint – is walking down Argyle Street when he spots a guy tinkering with the engine of his car. “What’s up, Jimmy?” he asks. “Piston broke,” he replies. “Aye, same as masel…”
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How Do You Dress Up Like Albert Einstein?
I need to dress up like Albert Einstein for my project but i don’t know how.I don’t want to wear a costume. I wanna make my own. I was thinking of wearing a plaid shirt, & black jeans. Also a wool sweater. I need help with the hair btw. I was thinking off putting my hair on a really messy bun & spray white. Good? It’s due on thursday. Oh & i’m a girl if that helps.
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Where Can I Get Jeans Like This But Wayyyy Cheaper?
http://www.rocknruin.co.nz/shop/Womens+C…http://www.darksideclothing.com/acatalog…http://www.darksideclothing.com/acatalog…
their not at hot topic,
and perferably online in the US.
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Would The Pga Still Be Dressing Like A Plaid Picnic Table Cover If It Weren’t For Tiger Woods?
Wow! Yea you’re right, Tigers came in young & paying no attention to the “norm”
Most golfers wore non solids. Tiger came wearing slacks & black on black & coined the red shirt.
You’d have to be & under cover hater not to give up that acknowledgment.
It wasn’t even 12 years ago golf was dressed in plaid. The same time tiger pushed it out of style.
Oh! & did I mention boring!
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Do You Like Those Plaid Bomber Jackets?
oh yes…very hottt
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What Kind Of Subculture/style Do I Sound Like?
Guess my style :p Cos I get random stuff shouted at me in the street so I was just wondering what style I am. The shouty people have conflicting views.
Hair:
Short but still girlie pixie cut with a longer but not massive fringe, bleached blonde.
Clothes:
Always a black double breasted coat. Coat has badges on one lapel.
Always a black, green, purple & blue tartan scarf.
Sometimes fingerless gloves.
Usually tops from Dorothy perkins, H&M, Primark or Boohoo.
Japanese Tenshiineko tote bag.
Black skinny jeans OR black baggy jeans OR shorts with black or luminous coloured tights.
New rock boots OR short cyan coloured converse OR white ecko red trainers.
Makeup:
Always a bright eyeshadow of any colour of the rainbow, always black eyeliner under my eyes, sometimes a pink or red lipstick.
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Girls: Do You Like These Sunglasses?
Which one do you like best?http://shop.pacsun.com/guys/sunglasses/T…http://shop.pacsun.com/guys/sunglasses/N…http://shop.pacsun.com/guys/sunglasses/F…http://shop.pacsun.com/guys/sunglasses/F…http://shop.pacsun.com/guys/sunglasses/G…
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Guys What Kind Of Underwear Would You Like To See Under A Short Skirt….?
Ok this isnt a troll question before anyone starts
Me & my husband were watching an episode of House & Cuddy (i think thats what the older female doctor is called) was dressed like a school girl & did a strip.
I was suprised how much my husband liked the outfit so i have bought a similar mini barely there red tartan skirt, fitted white shirt & black over the knigh stockings with red bows on them. Cuddy wore white frilly frou frou knickers under her skirt but i cant seem to find any….what kind of things would you guys like to see under the tartan skirt…like white boy shorts, lace french style?
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Where Can I Find More Guys Plaid Shorts Like These…?
http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product.jsp?catId=cat380147&productId=0134_4377
http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product.jsp?catId=cat380147&productId=0134_4370
I like the multicolored plaid
i can’t find these kind of shorts many places
What are some stores that sell a lot of these kinds of shorts
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I Like To Wear Kilts?
is it gay because it is part of my culture. plus i like to wear loafers from sass is that weird. & one last thing i wear socks with my sandals.
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Where Can I Find A Cute Plaid Jacket Like Red And Gray Or Black For Girls?
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=338059&albumID=2380737&imageID=27648405
like this blonde girl with that jacket where could i find one any links?
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Where Can I Find A Cute Plaid Vest/coat Like?
a store that has a website.
n it has red in it..
thnks.
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Do You Like These Shoes?
http://www.asos.com/countryid/1/Betsey-J…
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Do You Like These Jeans? (pics Included)?
http://www.vivahateonline.co.uk/ekmps/sh…
except if they were black (instead of pink) tartan skinny jeans, would you like them?
Also what other belts do they go with?
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Where Can I Find Cheap Plaid Blouses Like This?
40 bucks is way too much to spend on a shirt
i was think somewhere up to like twenty bucks….
i like this one but in purple or red or blue:http://store.delias.com/item.do?itemID=5…
thanks!!
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Where Can I Find Cheap Plaid Shirts Like This?
40 bucks is way too much to spend on a shirt
i was think somewhere up to like twenty bucks….
i like this one but in purple or red or blue:http://store.delias.com/item.do?itemID=5…
thanks!!
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Do You Like Plaid Flannel Shirts On Guys?
omg yes!, escpecially when they wear skinny jeans
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Do You Like Guys In Kilts, (got Mine On Just Now)?
Guys & girls can answer, if you like.
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Can Someone Find Me A Plaid Shirt Like This In The Same Blue And Looks Like It?
please leave a link thankkk you 
lhttp://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/NrllAless/blog/shopping/lauren-conrad-plaid.jpg
ive tried looking for it for awhile
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Do You Like Plaid Clothing On The Opposite Sex? And What Sex Are You?
Oh Yeah!
Danielle Gagnon
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